[V K Lee]

Video at link

Due to the Biblical discussions which abound in this election, I offer you this

[Daffynition]

All the DC monuments should be closed, like during the sequester. Think of the moolah that will be saved. ////s

[Pollster1]

The color of the gross slime plaguing DC is irrelevant. What matters is that the slime will be gone on January 20, 2017. Thank God!

[BlessedBeGod]

Gross 'black slime' creeps over Washington DC's most famous monuments

And its name is Barack.

[Lazamataz]

The day Obama was elected, the numbers in Illinois’ lotto were 666.

Then, flies constantly buzzed onto Obama’s face.

Now, a black slime coats Washington DC.

I don’t see how God could make things any more obvious.

[Mark17]

At first I thought it was an article about BLM.

[visualops]

I can’t believe the parks dept is this stupid? or maybe I can. hired a team of global scientists? sheesh.

[Hatteras]

It is the will of the Gods. Why is it that, you can not see, I wonder...

[W.]

Mold dies fast when spritzed with a mix of bleach/water. Kills that which appears on the grout between the shower tile quite nicely as well.

[IronJack]

I thought Marion Barry was dead ...

But there’s that “other” Barry ...

[Popman]

Well, the ONLY government solution is to tear them down, bring in a biohazard team and rebuild...

That's what the government would tell me if my house was covered in black slime...

[Buckeye McFrog]

Tonight's feature on Monster Chiller Horror Theater is The Oozing Black Slime That Engulfed Washington, D.C.

[sipow]

I don’t think there is much DC can do to get of the black slime there except wait until January 20th.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

#blackslimematters

[dfwgator]

I’m the Slime - Frank Zappa

I am gross and perverted
I’m obsessed ‘n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I’m the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can’t look away
I make you think I’m delicious
With the stuff that I say
I’m the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I’m the slime oozin’ out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold
That’s right, folks . . .
Don’t touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin’ along on your livin’ room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can’t stop the slime, people, lookit me go
I am the slime from your video
Oozin’ along on your livin’ room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can’t stop the slime, people, lookit me go

[pepsi_junkie]

I make trips to DC all the time for work and when I do, I drive by the Jefferson Memorial daily. I’ve noticed the dome looking grungy and I’ve been scratching my head trying to decide if it always looked that way or if it’s a new thing. I had decided new but couldn’t figure out how it got so dirty. So now I know.

[RegulatorCountry]

It’s Baudoinia compniacensis, which typically grows around distilleries, feeding off of the fumes. The recent spread of it to other areas suggests that conditions changed creating conditions to feed it. Ethanol fuel?

[Ditter]

Clorox will take care of it. Easy peasy!

[Chgogal]

Ghost Busters!