Move to Shepherdsville KY. Just south of Louisville.
Shepherdsville is a good choice. I drive through it every day on I-65. It’s close enough to Louisville to work there (about 15 minutes from downtown) but truly “in the sticks”. If I didn’t live here and was looking, that just might be my choice.
And one reason is that there are seldom backups of significance on the trip to downtown Louisville. The same can’t be said for those that live east or west of Louisville. Those people have to deal with Seattle type traffic on a significant part of their commute. Shepherdsville only sees backups when there was an accident, which does happen fairly regularly because it only takes the ability to fog a mirror to get a drivers license here. Also, for many people here, if you replace your tires before they are bald, you are living high on the hog.
That coupled with the “Kentucky rain” we get is a recipe for disaster for a lot of folks. Seriously.