Twice to pee.
Once to change her diapers.
P.S.; My late friend had the same problem.
wakes up three times a night.
Twice to pee.
Once to change her diapers.
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Old guy talking to Doc and saying ‘EVERY day at 5AM I take a Pee. EVERY day at 6AM I take a dump and I am getting ‘sick’ of it”.
DR: “At your age regularity like that is what we are really looking for”.
Old Timer “Maybe so Doc, BUT you are the SOB that told me to stay in bed till 7”