Missed the Silliness last week. Hope to make up for my absence.
Winners of the Look Alike contest:
Who says building a border wall won't work?
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so its a local call."
h/t aRay
Dear Alcohol, We had a deal that you would make me more handsome, funnier and a better dancer. I've seen the video. We need to talk. |
It was a very emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers
Everyone had a bawl at the reception.