[who_would_fardels_bear]

When I was a small child my parents would often tell me:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

I soon learned, however, that I could sometimes go weeks without eating an apple and never see a doctor.

I realized early on that my parents were liars.

I lost all respect for authority figures.

I even started to hate poetry and music because they rhymed.

To this day I can't go anywhere near an apple.

[exDemMom]

Your post is brilliant! :)