Stop me if you’ve heard this. Mickey Mouse was suing Minnie for a divorce. The judge said “It says you’re divorcing her because she’s insane. That’s not grounds for a divorce.”
Mickey said “I didn’t say I’m divorcing her because she’s insane. I said I’m divorcing her because she’s effing Goofy.”
Disney jokes are about as funny as disney cartoons, which I never thought were even mildly funny... They were just dumb, and I was a young kid when they came out and still thought they sucked.
Looney tunes on the other hand were a hoot.