You apparently are not familiar with the state of American colleges. She could be one of the brighter ones.
I am going to get a post-hole digger and plant 2 4x4’s and hange a 4’x8’sheet of plywood between them with a Trump sign on it.
With spotlights illuminating it at night.
And a tiny caption on the bottom that says “if you can read this, youre on camera”
Hmmm, Haverhill. She could go to Merrimack College, a small Catholic liberal arts school, just down 495, two or three exits, maybe.
Exactly. She could at least read “Trump”.