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Posted on 07/27/2016 3:36:02 PM PDT by Osage Orange

Absolutely Brilliant ! ! !

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment in America.

ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 5.6%.

COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?

ABBOTT: No, that's 23%.

COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.

ABBOTT: 5.6% Unemployed.

COSTELLO: Right 5.6% out of work.

ABBOTT: No, that's 23%.

COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 23% unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, that's 5.6%.

COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 5.6% or 23%?

ABBOTT: 5.6% are unemployed. 23% are out of work.

COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, Obama said you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.

COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!

ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.

COSTELLO: What point?

ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work can't be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn't be fair.

COSTELLO: To whom?

ABBOTT: The unemployed.

COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.

ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment roles that would count as less unemployment?

ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work?

ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how it gets to 5.6%. Otherwise it would be 23%.

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?

ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.

COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?

ABBOTT: Correct.

COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?

ABBOTT: Bingo.

COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.

ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like a Democrat.

COSTELLO: I don't even know what the hell I just said!

ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like Hillary.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: economy; unemployment

1 posted on 07/27/2016 3:36:02 PM PDT by Osage Orange
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To: Osage Orange

Very funny


2 posted on 07/27/2016 3:39:00 PM PDT by be-baw (still seeking)
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To: Osage Orange

LOL, very good.


3 posted on 07/27/2016 3:40:33 PM PDT by pb929
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To: Osage Orange

Hilarious and the best thing is I read it in their voices in my head.


4 posted on 07/27/2016 3:41:05 PM PDT by reed13k
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To: Osage Orange

That’s pretty good.

I wonder if Trump will try talking about 0bama’s U6 numbers during the campaign or if that’s something that’ll be too far over the “swayable” voters’ heads.


5 posted on 07/27/2016 3:41:20 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Hillary Clinton is a felon. As yet unindicted, but a felon nonetheless ))))
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To: Osage Orange

bump


6 posted on 07/27/2016 3:41:29 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Osage Orange

Your original work? Nice!


7 posted on 07/27/2016 3:41:33 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Two Kids' Dad

Too far........


8 posted on 07/27/2016 3:44:18 PM PDT by Osage Orange (You hurt my family...you better watch your six.)
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To: reed13k

Yeah....I know.


9 posted on 07/27/2016 3:44:43 PM PDT by Osage Orange (You hurt my family...you better watch your six.)
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To: Yo-Yo

Nope....not that smart. : )


10 posted on 07/27/2016 3:46:08 PM PDT by Osage Orange (You hurt my family...you better watch your six.)
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To: Osage Orange

Nice. Very nice.


11 posted on 07/27/2016 4:01:22 PM PDT by InterceptPoint (Ted, you should have endorsed. Big mistake.)
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To: Osage Orange

The government considers you “Not looking for work” if you have exhausted your unemployment benefits. ????????

This gives an inaccurate view of the labor situation.

Those underemployed either through reduced weekly hours or by taking low wage low skill jobs should be part of the unemployment picture.

The US has massive un and under employment. We have become Venensula before Venensula did.......

I hope that and pray that Trump can turn around the US. His past accomplishments says he can.

The only question remaining is whether the entrenched political class let him, or will he will take his case to the nation like Reagan did to overcome political corruption and inertia?


12 posted on 07/27/2016 4:03:04 PM PDT by Forty-Niner (The barely bare, berry Bear formily known as Ursus Arctos Horrilibis (or U.A. Californicus))
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To: Osage Orange

Needs to be made into a video.


13 posted on 07/27/2016 4:08:38 PM PDT by Steely Tom (Vote GOP: A Slower Handbasket)
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To: Osage Orange

bookmark


14 posted on 07/27/2016 6:10:22 PM PDT by DFG
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To: Osage Orange
Go ahead... say it.


15 posted on 07/27/2016 7:39:14 PM PDT by Pelham (Best.Election.Ever)
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To: Steely Tom
Yeah....

Agreed....

16 posted on 08/01/2016 12:29:21 PM PDT by Osage Orange (You hurt my family...you better watch your six.)
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To: Pelham

Hu is on first!!


17 posted on 08/01/2016 12:29:58 PM PDT by Osage Orange (You hurt my family...you better watch your six.)
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To: Osage Orange

The Dodgers gave us all a gift when they brought Hu up to The Show...


18 posted on 08/01/2016 9:06:15 PM PDT by Pelham (Best.Election.Ever)
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