Don’t read frogspeak.
Roughly 30% of English words come directly from French.
Nevertheless, a prayer thread is not the best choice if you want to take a jab at the French.
"Ceterum censeo Hillary esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)