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“A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

― Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation

47 posted on 07/23/2016 11:40:17 AM PDT by cyn (Benghazi.)
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To: cyn

Shoots and Leaves... that was good enough to earn a post on my FB page... facebook.com/dr.don777


49 posted on 07/23/2016 12:02:33 PM PDT by theoldmarine (Revival, America's only real hope!)
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To: cyn
Woman without her man is a beast

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Woman --- without her man --- is a beast.

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Woman! Without her, man is a beast!

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55 posted on 07/23/2016 1:38:35 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.)
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