[Crucial]

Cow farts are going to produce tidal waves and super tornadoes. All these people need padded cells.

[Vigilanteman]

I wonder how they explain these simple facts:

1. Adult bison outweigh adult cattle by about 80%.
   
2. There used to be millions of bison, far more than the number of cows we have now.
   
3. Bison herds were so thick that the North Platte, Platte and Sweetwater Rivers (Nebraska-Wyoming) were so polluted that Oregon and Mormon Trail Pioneers (mid 1840s to late 1860s) were told to take coffee to drink along the trail. This was to ensure both boiling of water and covering up the taste of bison poop with something stronger as well as safe to drink.