LGBT history? That should take one sentence:
"Once upon a time, a queer guy who became mayor of a queer town was shot and ever since, the country has been held hostage by the gay agenda."
"Once upon a time, a queer guy who became
mayor a member of the Board of Supervisors (AKA a Councilman) of a queer town was shot
by a fellow nutjob Democrat holding a gun he stupidly had pointed and laughed at and ever since, the country has been held hostage by the gay agenda."
The Harvey Milk Story.