Hey honey let’s go to Columbia so we can take a healthy sh!t.
With his unnatural interest in his own bowel movements, this guy should have his own Travel Channel show: ‘Top Ten Spots For Explosive Diarrhea.’
“Next week we travel to Tijuana, BC and sample BBQ cooked right off Avenida Revoluccion next to a medico office: goat meat seared on a trash can lid brazier with yummy Mysterioso sauce.”