[Oldexpat]

When my Ex would really explode, one eye would go wildly in circles. That was not a good sign.

[Lazamataz]

When my Ex would really explode, one eye would go wildly in circles. That was not a good sign.

I would divorce.

Cause: Irreconcilable eyes.

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

I had a boss like that once; you could tell when he was agitated by his rapid eye movements.

[nevergore]

My brother in law was divorced.....
His first wife was slightly cross eyed.....
Whenever she would witch at him, he simply say “Dammit, look at me when I’m talking to you!”