[MayflowerMadam]

My gosh! Have ya SEEN a “hot stewardess” in the last 30 years? They’re “attendants” now, and either post-menopausal or homosexual.

[wrench]

Well, there was Hooters Airline, for a very brief period of time.

They never arrived anywhere on time, and NEVER got a complaint!

[Mr. Jeeves]

Have ya SEEN a “hot stewardess” in the last 30 years?

All the time - on non-union Asian airlines. :)