Posted on 06/22/2016 4:40:14 PM PDT by Lazamataz
MATEEN: "I shot up the Pulse Club because I am a member of ISIS."
LYNCH: "No you're not."
MATEEN:"Wait, what? Yes I am..."
LYNCH: "No, this has nothing to do with Muslim terrorism. I have no idea why you did this, but it wasn't radical Islam."
MATEEN: "WHAT!? Did you even read what I told the 911 operator? I gave explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and homosexuals."
LYNCH: "No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You are not a true Muslim, and you defame a great religion by saying so."
MATEEN: "Huh!? Who are you to tell me I'm not a true Muslim!? Islam is literally at the core of everything I do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts, the Quuran. It is my very reason for being."
LYNCH: "Nope. We're still trying to figure out why you did this. I bet it's because of White Men. It's because you were disenfranchised. We're sorry."
MATEEN: "What? Why are you apologizing? I just slaughtered you mercilessly by the dozens. I targeted unwitting civilians and gays - disenfranchisement doesn't even enter into it!"
LYNCH: "Easy access to guns is what drives your anger."
MATEEN: "It's not the guns! We will knife you, hang you, burn you, run you over, and bombs are easy to create in our kitchens! We don't care about the guns! In fact, civilian gun ownership might actually make it difficult for us!"
LYNCH: "Obviously we need to ban all guns. We need to overturn the Second Amendment."
MATEEN: "By Allah, you are a motherless tool! The weapon is not the issue! Our Holy Jihad against you is the only thing that is important!"
LYNCH: "Climate Change is the reason you rage against us. We deserve it."
MATEEN: "WHAT??!? What the hell does Climate Change have to do with this???"
LYNCH: "Because of Climate Change, the oceans will rise by one-tenth of one inch, and that makes you furious...."
MATEEN: (facepalms)
LYNCH: "You see no future for your children because of Climate Change so you strap bombs on them and send them into shopping malls.
MATEEN: "NO DAMMIT. It has NOTHING to do with Climate Change or Gun Control or ANYTHING like that! It is because we follow the teachings of the Prophet Mohammad, who tells us to put all unbelievers to the sword! We are commanded by Allah to kill you all!"
LYNCH: "This is all caused by the fact we bullied gays and transgenders in our past. If we hadn't been so mean, and accepted Bruce Jenner for the amazing woman he was all those years, you would not be trying to kill us. Please forgive us."
MATEEN: "ARE YOU INSANE??? I targeted gays for slaughter! We kill gays the moment we find them! We hang them by their necks any chance we can! Islam hates homosexuality!"
LYNCH: "Listen, it's our fault. We resisted resettling you in our country. We should have given you more welfare and food stamps. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out."
MATEEN: "Seriously, stop taking credit for this! I worked really hard to pull this off, and I'mnot going to let you take it away from me."
LYNCH: "No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."
MATEEN: "OMG, how many people do I have to kill around here to finally get our message across?""
LYNCH: "Gun control will fix this."
PING!!!
Possible conversation between Loretta Lynch and Omar Mateen
Thanks, Lazamataz
I am thinking there is a great deal in this situation that is not being said.
Consider the following:
The 20-years old James Howell, from Indiana, arrested in CA while Orlando was still on-going told the local arresting officers that he knew Omar and made the comment, “Omar and Brandy were supposed to get away. Something went wrong”.
Why would he mention the name “Omar”?
And who is this Brandy person? Was he/she/it one of Omar’s partners who helped him w/the shooting?
If they were supposed to get away, and Omar was driving back home to get his family on a plane (the tickets were Tampa to SFO), was there to be another incident in gay-friendly San Fran?
The two terrorists in San Bernardino shot up an group of people then drove home and waited, for what? They obviously thought they could get away, didn’t they? But is did not happen like that.
Sure looks like someone, somewhere is coordinating terror attacks, does it not? And they can’t create plans that work well!
Great observations!
Someone is coordinating and although plans were to escape, it didn’t work out - or maybe it worked out just how they planned - with no witnesses (terrorists) to be questioned.
I saw this on the FB page..hysterical!
Me like.
A discussion in hell. Very well done.
Bravo - pitch perfect!
That was excellent. I’m going to copy and paste it to my facebook page.
" We could have prevented this, "Lynch added, wiping away a tear. "Our resident genius in he State Dept, Marie Harf, told us the solution was to give you guys jobs....but we didn't listen.
“...call to prayer that sounds like cats fighting!”
You mean the most beautiful sound on Earth?>
“...call to prayer that sounds like cats fighting!”
You mean the most beautiful sound on Earth?>
Only Obama, the Muslim, would think that it’s the most beautiful sound on earth.
Geez, only 344 believers? Where are the first fifty thousand?
I need more people.
Please do!
Thank you for the post and ping.
I do so enjoy your brilliant, shiny posts completely full of perfect satire.
And a Christian. Mustn't forget that if you want to follow the drive-by media narrative!
It will take a weapon of mass destruction, used by O’s muslim brothers,taking many thousands of lives, before The Sheeple wake up and demand an end to this insane catering to islam. Loretta Lynch is a total propaganda tool, worse than any liar I ever saw for other demonic regimes that have fallen from the weight of their own stupidity.
Thanks for the ping Laz..
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