I’ll see your Telstar and raise you one Apache by Jorgen Ingman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsr-m8utVSw
:)
When I listened to “Apache” at night I imagined an Indian riding horseback by moonlight, firing arrows at anything that moved.
Then I taped it from the radio & played it back with the capstan disengaged at about 1,000 rpm in twelve seconds or so. Called it “Apache on horseback outruns F-4 Phantom”.
Kids do silly stuff.