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Fight over fart leads to blows at Sloppy Joe’s
miamiherald.com ^
| June 12, 2016
| GWEN FILOSA
Posted on 06/13/2016 8:59:14 PM PDT by PROCON
In this bar fight at one of Key West's most famous watering holes, it wasn't a spilled drink or sleazy advance on someone's wife that led to blows.
According to the police report, a fight broke out between two couples this week when someone, who Friday remained unidentified, allegedly broke wind inside Sloppy Joe's, 201 Duval St.
"The argument was due to someone farting," police were told by a man who went to the hospital for a dislocated shoulder after the scrap.
Richard McBride, 53, and his girlfriend Sandra Stoner, 55, both of Naples, said they were caught up in a physical altercation after the argument arose over a fart, Officer Igor Kasyanenko wrote after last Mondays incident.
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To: mountn man
"I had a dog who could clear a room." We had a dog, that if someone farted, it immediately left the room! 🎶😀👍
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posted on
06/13/2016 10:12:59 PM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves. Socialism is governmental theft!)
To: TexasRepublic
I had a dog that barked and growled at his own backside when he let one fly.
To: PROCON
Like one would not know beforehand that it might be possible that clientelle that frequent a place called Sloppy Joes, may let out farts....?
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posted on
06/13/2016 10:15:50 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: mountn man
You think thats bad?
Her nose is at least 100 times better than yours or mine.
Why do you thik she left the room 15 seconds before you noticed?
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posted on
06/13/2016 10:18:08 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: All
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posted on
06/13/2016 10:24:04 PM PDT
by
Ketill Frostbeard
("Go not a step from your door unarmed, travel armed for war, you may at any time need a spear." ODIN)
To: BenLurkin
46
posted on
06/13/2016 10:25:54 PM PDT
by
mitch5501
("make your calling and election sure:for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
To: PROCON
I have been in an elevator or even a small office and someone (I will take the fifth) cut one and all the ‘ladies & suits’ would immediately look at me because I would be ‘grinning’ then say ‘ Not me, I would own up to a beauty like that’ would usually shut the investigation down.
For sport - long about the time Butane lighters were cheap enough for a bunch of young sailors to buy - would light fartz.
The butane would assist in making some fancy designs....
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posted on
06/13/2016 10:26:21 PM PDT
by
xrmusn
((6/98)"The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake it you have got it made. Groucho Marx.")
To: Ketill Frostbeard
Ah, the classic Dutch Oven maneuver.
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posted on
06/13/2016 10:41:17 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
("Objects in history may be closer than they appear")
To: PROCON
The flatulence was clearly a response to a dispute over the meaning of Soren Kierkegarrds saying that life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. The billowing cloud of gas constituted a reality that could not be avoided, much less denied.
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posted on
06/13/2016 10:46:46 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
("Objects in history may be closer than they appear")
To: fella
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posted on
06/13/2016 10:49:32 PM PDT
by
az_gila
To: FlyingEagle
Someone farted when I started laughing at the story, I am pretty sure it was the dog. Cleared the room.Yep, dogs can be deadly. Then they look at you like nothing happened. Maybe they are thinking, ok, do something about it.
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posted on
06/13/2016 11:17:04 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(I traded my shackles for a glorious song. I'm free, praise the Lord, free at last.)
To: PROCON
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posted on
06/13/2016 11:42:49 PM PDT
by
snooter55
(People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
To: PROCON
I don't know if the mods will find this thread humorous, but I certainly do. Come-on now, how many of us guys HAVEN'T got in a fight over some aggressive flatulent punk? Anyone?I would have been murdered in the Midway at the Minnesota State Fair if anyone downwind knew where it came from.
Girls screamed, dudes were pissed and swearing as the cloud of stench enveloped them that hot and muggy windless day.
To: FlyingEagle
Someone farted when I started laughing at the story, I am pretty sure it was the dog. Cleared the room.Your dog farts near you because he loves and trusts you. If the dog left the room because you did it, the hound was sickened and ashamed with jealousy. :)
To: PROCON
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posted on
06/14/2016 2:15:04 AM PDT
by
maddog55
(America Rising a new Civil War needs to happen.)
To: PROCON
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posted on
06/14/2016 3:09:23 AM PDT
by
Jed Eckert
(The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem)
To: PROCON
A straight couple in Key West, that IS news.
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posted on
06/14/2016 3:24:43 AM PDT
by
Vinnie
To: PROCON
“Fart” and “Sloppy Joe” should never be in the same sentence. Except for that explanatory sentence which advocates for eschewing the juxtaposition of those brown words.
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posted on
06/14/2016 3:33:01 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(If Trump loses, America dies)
To: PROCON
"You cad! How dare you fart in front of my wife!"
"I am so sorry. I did not realize it was her turn."
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posted on
06/14/2016 3:38:10 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
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posted on
06/14/2016 4:27:34 AM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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