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To: Vision Thing
" I’m surprised Ted Cruz hasn’t blamed it on Trump yet. Yeah, I went there."


I have to add that:

Its Donald's fault!!!

When obama first took office and for the next 6 years, everything bad was “Bushes fault”

Today we have a guy named Ted Cruz running for president, like obama he is a freshman senator and like Obama he has sealed his records.

And as Obama blamed everything on Bush, Cruz blames everything on Donald Trump:

One morning Cruz couldn't find his slippers, instead of realizing he was with one of his mistresses and had not brought his slippers, he yelled, “It's Donald's fault!”

Later that day he ran out of gas, instead of saying, “darn I should have gotten gas”, he instead yelled, “It's Donald's fault!”

That night as he called his wife Heidi by another girls name and she slapped him, he yelled, “It's Donald's fault!”

When he forgot to call Megayn and she called him madder than a wet hen, Cruz, instead of saying, “sorry, but my wife wouldn't let me out of the house”, he yelled, “It's Donald's fault!”

I reckon it is time for lyin ted Cruz to change his campaign slogan to: “It's Donald's Fault!”

Its Donald's fault!!!

41 posted on 06/12/2016 1:25:59 PM PDT by The_Republic_Of_Maine (politicians beware)
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To: The_Republic_Of_Maine

Coming home from an orgy with journalistic bimbos and failing to perform for Heidi...”it’s Donald’s fault!”

“I should have married Donald!!”


45 posted on 06/12/2016 1:30:53 PM PDT by Ketill Frostbeard ("Go not a step from your door unarmed, travel armed for war, you may at any time need a spear." ODIN)
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To: The_Republic_Of_Maine

Lol! Awesome!


50 posted on 06/12/2016 1:38:55 PM PDT by Vision Thing (Vote Trump!)
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