THREATS TO AMERICAN SECURITY
1. Climate Change
2. Donald Trump
3. Tranny Insensitivity
4. Free Speech on Campus
5. Manspreading/Stare Rape
6. Constitutionalists
7. Christian Bakeries
8. Pop Tart Guns
9. School lunches over 500 Calories
10. Islamophobia
Ummm, your #10 isn’t supposed to make the list. Maybe TSA delays could go in there, instead. And don’t forget GMO foods, pesticides, and phosphates.