Can we still use the word “Everybody”? Or is that racist? Perhaps it’s not inclusive enough? Or does it cause global warming?
No, of course not! That discriminates against Bodiless-Americans everywhere!
Now, I know you're gonna say, "Waidaminnud, Bill, there aren't any Bodiless-Americans," which just goes to show what a bigot you are. These are people who identify as Bodiless-Americans, and who are we to say that they aren't?
Oh, by the way, they get to use the Ladies' crapper too.
No, because that excludes our friends the Trees, which don't have bodies.