Excuse for having short hair? She doesn’t need one.
But I guess that’s why I lean libertarian:
there are too many little dictators on both
the right and the left.
There are no dictators on the right, but those on the left typically accuse preachers of morality of dictating. And there is no really independent “libertarian” movement; just a version of the left that pretends to embrace the free market.
PS. No, not an excuse for having short hair, but an excuse to make up the bathroom story.