PS - if you’re an AVOWED atheist, to whom did you make the vow? And why?
How dare you say that, bigot! /s
At least half and probably 2/3rds of the ‘avowed’ atheists I’ve ever met were basically carrying on a temper tantrum toward being made to go to church and/or obey Christian parents and not get to run riot with all the oxygen wasting bas- I mean the ‘cool’ kids. They were at the emotional level of a toddler throwing a tantrum in the candy aisle.
A few have been genuinely hurt in a church split or by abusive parents.