I am not writing the Teutonic warriors off just yet. They still have some fight in them.
I’m beginning to theorize that the world wars may’ve had too many cumulative dysgenic effects on the European population. Possibly the American population as well.
They just need to meet somewhere amidst the greenery of Europe and work out a crusade to answer the sand nazi question definitively.
E.g, here's a cozy, well-used lakeside villa with crosses in its windows:
I know they have it in them. After all, they are European!
And the result will be Frau Merkel's fault.