250 DAYS

5/15/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

It is 250 days, 0 hours, 33 minutes, 55 seconds until the pusillanimous unctuous disgusting venal Marxism-loving crazed arrogant sanctimonious Christophobic nefarious lying brazenly-hypocritical imperious preening maniacal Godless opportunistic insincere ruinous prideful petty heinous autocratic twisted reality-inverting perverse Imperialist bragging transexual-favoring sacrilegious vengeful tricky oily pathetic artificial querulous haughty glib self-centered constantly-golfing despicable Che-idolizing demonic cocky nihilistic destructive Islamic ruthless tragedy-celebrating malevolent miscreant caucasian-hating nasty loathsome homosexual Allah-worshiping failing criminal-coddling baneful patronizing oligarchist disasterous conspiracy-creating smug anti-American immodest freakish sissified thin-skinned toxic oppressive Internet-killing sociopathic hateful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious devious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying threatening middle-finger-waving heartless breacher-of-trust socialist petulant conceited deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant provocational queer narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal hideous dreadful Satanic communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim mendacious dictator usurping Choom-smoking so-called-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office.

That is:
250 days
6000 hours
360033 minutes
21602035 seconds

Please ask if you wish to be put on, or taken off, of the Countdown: Exit Obama (C.E.O.) Ping List. Please post your request on the thread, not by freepmail, or I can miss it.

Note: This timer is synched to January 20, 2017 at precisely 12 noon. It includes the Leap Year day.

This is the Church of the Dwindling Days. As such, please keep this as neutral ground. Trump fans are welcome in our Church. Cruz fans are welcome in our Church. No warring.

"Bring Us Each Day Our Daily Thread"

[rktman]

You gotta keep reminding us huh? LOL!

[Lazamataz]

It is exactly 6000 hours today! Because of that, this is...... :)

CONTEST DAY!

Be the first person to find the new Obama-descriptor, and post it on the thread, and you get to offer the next descriptor word!

Rules for the contest:

• The new descriptor word is found in the first (run-on) sentence. It is a new word added from yesterday's sentence.
• The first person that posts the new word in this thread is the CONTEST WINNER.
• The winner does not need to be in my CEO Ping List, but it is highly encouraged that you are. We don't take KINDLY to no FURREIGNERS round THESE PARTS.
• The contest winner may offer a word but that word must be a modifier or descriptor single word, such as 'crass' or 'uncool'; or it can be a group of words linked by hyphen, such as 'out-of-control'.
• It cannot be a variation on Obama's name, such as OTrauma or Obozo, because his name is already in the paragraph. Please offer words that actually exist, not, for example, the witty but unfitting 'stupidcallousfragilewristedmuslimhalitosis'.
• No swearing contributions, even if asterisked out.
• Only the winner may contribute, and only one word or word-group.
• If a word-group is offered, please keep the individual words to three or under.

Thanks, good luck, and HAPPY HUNTING!

[twister881]

transexual-favoring

[yoe]

My goodness Laz, why don't you tell us how you really feel.

.....actually my sentiments exactly!!! ...didn't see totally anti-american

[Dick Bachert]

Excellent factual — and occasionally anatomically explicit — 10 minute rant on obozo’s parentage and other matters of legitimate inquiry. 
Near the end, the Rev offers a much needed scientific service to the country I personally wish someone — ANYONE — had thought to perform over 7 years ago as it would certainly have spared the nation 7 years of the unmitigated INSANITY now reaching into your childrens’ school lavatories!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YZXI5IQmuY
PS: Watch it ASAP!  Although obozo has done most of his damage already (and is STILL at it), Google (owner of YouTube) MAY pull it when some obozo flunky calls it to their attention!

[BykrBayb]

Baneful

[BykrBayb]

Did I win? Can I auction off the prize, with all proceeds going to the FReepathon? Do you know a good auctioneer?

[tina07]

According to this is one day less...249 days too many still. Living for the day he gets out of the White House.

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?p0=263&iso=20170120T00&msg=Time%20left%20until%20Obama%20leaves%20office%22

[tina07]

*it’s* one day less. Really need an edit button on here!

[Lazamataz]

Nope.

[Lazamataz]

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

[Lazamataz]

They are wrong and I am right!

[4Liberty]