i hope you find it in your heart to finish off the FReepathon then...
Posted on 05/09/2016 7:34:34 PM PDT by Kevin in California
*sarc* What a great start to my day. Woke up this morning and had a couple emails telling me I had inherited $30.5M dollars. Here's one of the emails notifying me of my $15.5M fortune. It got even better as I got another email just after this one telling me I had inherited another $15M. Talk about the luck of the Irish. I'm so stoked that I've been checking my bank acct waiting for the cash to be deposited. Woohoo.....
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From: Prof.John Williams
May 09th -2016
Attention sir,
This is to inform you that i was sent on a special assignment by the United Nations secretary General Mr. Ban Ki-Moon, after series of complaint from the FBI and other Security agencies from Asia, Europe, South America ,Australia and the United States of America respectively, against the African countries, the government of Nigeria and the British Government for the high volume of scam activities going on in these two nations.
Right now, as directed by the secretary General Mr. Ban Ki-Moon. We are working in collaborations with the Nigerian Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) and have decided to waive away all your clearance fees/Charges and authorize the Government of Nigeria to effect your overdue payment worth USD $15.5 Million only into your account without any delay as approved and instructed by UNITED NATIONS.
Sincerely, you are a lucky person because I have just discovered that some top Nigerian and British Government Officials are interested in your fund and they are working in collaboration with One Mrs. Maija Bukal from Zagreb Croatia to frustrate you and thereafter divert your fund into her personal bank account in Croatia.
I have a very short time to stay here in Africa, so I would like you to urgently respond to this message so that I will advise you on what to do so that you will receive your long awaiting payment.
I wait to hear from you..
Yours Sincerely,
Prof. John Williams United Nations Under-Secretary- General for Human rights. EMAIL: enquiry0909@yahoo.co.jp
Soooo,.... you’re the one who took my money!
Donate the check by endorsement to the Islamic Cultural Center of New York, claim the tax deduction for the donation and let them worry about the check.
Hehehe....
Go immediately to your local Ferrari dealer and take all your existing money and buy one.....
Since all that money will be deposited soon, it won’t be a problem.
You lucky dog!
Heard of a local couple that lost thousands on a scam like this. Bankrupt and divorced now. Their lives ruined.
WoooooHoooo. Can I borrow a million?
Hey man, my friend needs a rectum transplant, can you loan me $10M?
Pretty please. I’ll pay you back next Tuesday.
LOL.....check’s in the mail...lol
You should use lube next time.
This one is getting better known, so a lot of these guys are switching to scams on craiglist where they’re pretending to sell a used, popular car.
They esp like to pose as sellers of Camry, Accord, etc.
They usually claim they’re a US military person who’s going overseas suddenly and must get rid of the car for this really mind-blowing price.
And some rot about Ebay Guaranteed Buyer Program, or some such.
Watch out.
Reply to the Email and say you will comply but as a sign of good faith they must send you a bank draft for $500.00 to your address. then rent a PO Box
Aren’t you the lucky one!
While I got a phone call on my answer machine that I was going to be indicted in NYC unless I called back.
You’ll never take me alive, copper!
Well that is not a very nice thing to say about somebody just trying to help his friend.
We were in Andersonville together, I already gave him my spare kidney. The one I use to filter all the impurities out of my Mad Dog 20/20.
Always Always Always Nigeria is somehow involved in these.
Got one of the yesterday. It started out by saying, “sorry to bother you”.
Donate it to the Clinton Foundation, and with the collection process much hilarity shall ensue...
The collection calls will be something along the line of:
“Hey Ally Ba Ba, youse got a nice bunch of goats there, shame if something was to happen to dem, ya know, especially the pretty on with the dress youse put on it”
i hope you find it in your heart to finish off the FReepathon then...
Nigeria is always involved in these false scams because Kenya has already sent us their biggest liar
419eater.com is a site dedicated to scamming scammers. Some of the stuff they make them do is hillarious.
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