You’re saying that in the ocean it is normal to “float” upright, with lifejackets not even touching the water?
Just for the record and to make sure I’m understanding what you’re saying, you’re saying that is normal? A person can go out into the deep water of the ocean and just stand there upright in the water without touching anything on the ground?
Golly, the 150 lbs. videographer claimed that he wasn't able to stay buoyant because of his long denim jeans and steel-toed boots! It would seem these defenders of the true faith are at some kind of loggerheads.
Me? I think maybe one just needs to be good at physics, as clearly the videographer was: