Well, at least the Magic 8 Ball gives answers, even if inconsistent.
But Cruz doesn't even get that far as a Magic 8 Ball, sometimes no matter how many times you shake it, you NEVER get an answer...
With Ted Cruz we get answers all the time.
the problem is they’re always the same answer.
It’s Trump’s fault.
Donald said this and Donald said that.
I am the only truly principled conservative.