[Billthedrill]

Oh, man. Uh, Dave? Dave, buddy, take a little advice from yer old friend BtD: touring Europe with a millionaire who plays a guitar (poorly) for a living does not constitute Keepin' It Real, OK, amigo? Taking that New Definition of Masculinity act into a logger bar hereabouts will get yer sorry butt kicked by some 15-year-old Little Sister with a fake ID who really hasn't ever seen anything like you outside of that grotesque menagerie called television. This is America, Dave, and you don't belong. Good to see that you're getting a clue but it might be a little late.

We're coming for you, Dave. Had enough at last. Your snoot is cocked so high at the moment you'd drown in a rain storm, bud, and this is for your own good. Stand by, baby, we're coming.

[combat_boots]

At one point in my life, I took calls from ‘the bad guys,’ shall we say. I used to love to keep them on the phone and say, “Now, just hold on for a few more seconds...”

[PJ-Comix]

Dave, buddy, take a little advice from yer old friend BtD: touring Europe with a millionaire who plays a guitar (poorly) for a living does not constitute Keepin' It Real

The ultimate Bobo Bubble. You visit Europe but ignore the local culture in order to watch Springsteen concerts. It's like going to Italy and eating at McDonalds.