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Testosterone Poisoning (and what to do about it)
Liberty Island ^ | 2/24/16 | Harris

Posted on 04/26/2016 3:56:35 PM PDT by pabianice

...So I will place a deadly weapon in my child's hand and I will teach him to use it.

Something died in me just now, because I wrote that, but still I will give my boy a gun so he will learn how to kill and how not to kill before he kills something by accident like I did with his mom while she sat on the bed.

Men aren't safe. I wish I had known this before we got Andrey started and so I want to teach it to him sooner than I learned it. Women aren't safe either and so it is necessary for a man to live dangerously. And, because no one cares much for that anymore, it's going to be a lonely world for my son. But that's part of being a man too, living in a lonely world is.

After I sent Andrey back to his mom, and to Ted probably, I went to shoot pheasant with my buddy Cal because I wanted to hear what he had to say about these ideas I've been thinking up and because Cal has a kid the same age and I want Andrey to be around Cal so he can see what it looks like to stay married.

But it made no sense to shoot pheasant because we were walking through tall weeds in the drizzle and getting our jeans soaked. And, besides, I told Cal the pheasant have had a tough time of it lately and there aren't enough for us to be shooting them. So we gave it up and I put the pheasant Cal had already shot into a crock-pot with some onions and I brewed a pot of coffee so we could talk.

After Cal heard my thing about how men aren't safe and how people want the world to be safe, he asked me do I like this guy who has been on TV sticking it to all the politically correct types. I told him no, I don't like the guy, and he asked why, because I'm supposed to be the type of guy who likes sticking it to the politically correct types. I said I don't like him because he has testosterone poisoning...


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To: DesertRhino

Thank you for the synopsis. These are the kind of people we eat first after TSHTF. Too messed up to live.


41 posted on 04/26/2016 5:22:28 PM PDT by VTenigma (The Democratic party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: DesertRhino
. Killing his wife by accident was him telling her the reason they had a kid was all her fault because she jumped his bones one day in a horny mood.

So he is complaining that his wife wanted to have sex and then when she got pregnant she didn't have an abortion.

Ok.

By the way, that kind of statement is no "accident" that is the bitterness of a whinny jerk coming out. If he didn't want kids he could have gotten snipped.

She dumped him saying she wished her kid had a different dad.

I understand that. Who would want a man who regarded his son as a burden and a wife who wanted to have sex with him as a fault.

Come out of the closet dude.

42 posted on 04/26/2016 5:33:36 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Undecided 2012; Admin Moderator; pabianice

<< this thread needs pulling >>

Worst waste ever. Bandwidth, time, subject matter, you name it.


43 posted on 04/26/2016 5:47:57 PM PDT by RitaOK ( VIVA CRISTO REY / Public education is the farm team for more Marxists coming)
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To: Raycpa

“More cogent than a Cruz supporter.”

But less annoying than the trumpanzees who can’t help being obnoxious by insulting people in non political threads.


44 posted on 04/26/2016 8:13:42 PM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (It's the apocalypse, lets have some fun!)
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

Sorry, I didn’t think any remained after the purge.


45 posted on 04/26/2016 8:22:23 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: DesertRhino; VTenigma; Harmless Teddy Bear
Thank you for the synopsis, FRiend! :-)
You have far more tenacity and endurance than most.
Good job navigating that whole painful article.
46 posted on 04/27/2016 1:45:34 AM PDT by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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