Posted on 04/26/2016 3:56:35 PM PDT by pabianice
...So I will place a deadly weapon in my child's hand and I will teach him to use it.
Something died in me just now, because I wrote that, but still I will give my boy a gun so he will learn how to kill and how not to kill before he kills something by accident like I did with his mom while she sat on the bed.
Men aren't safe. I wish I had known this before we got Andrey started and so I want to teach it to him sooner than I learned it. Women aren't safe either and so it is necessary for a man to live dangerously. And, because no one cares much for that anymore, it's going to be a lonely world for my son. But that's part of being a man too, living in a lonely world is.
After I sent Andrey back to his mom, and to Ted probably, I went to shoot pheasant with my buddy Cal because I wanted to hear what he had to say about these ideas I've been thinking up and because Cal has a kid the same age and I want Andrey to be around Cal so he can see what it looks like to stay married.
But it made no sense to shoot pheasant because we were walking through tall weeds in the drizzle and getting our jeans soaked. And, besides, I told Cal the pheasant have had a tough time of it lately and there aren't enough for us to be shooting them. So we gave it up and I put the pheasant Cal had already shot into a crock-pot with some onions and I brewed a pot of coffee so we could talk.
After Cal heard my thing about how men aren't safe and how people want the world to be safe, he asked me do I like this guy who has been on TV sticking it to all the politically correct types. I told him no, I don't like the guy, and he asked why, because I'm supposed to be the type of guy who likes sticking it to the politically correct types. I said I don't like him because he has testosterone poisoning...
Please explain why and what this disjointed rambling is before I commit more than a scan to it.
Simple rule...you poke your dookiee where it ain’t invited and you die. islam and poke dorkers must be eliminated.
..before he kills something by accident like I did with his mom while she sat on the bed.....???
What an f’n homo.
What no BARF alert.
WTF?
What. The. Hell?
Was this written by an angry lesbian?
I was wondering about that part.
Far out, dude.
this thread needs pulling
I don’t know if “Andrey” is a boy or a girl.
Oops....boy.
More cogent than a Cruz supporter.
I don’t read crap people write while on acid.
I now need to shoot a bunny with a pancake on its head...
Well, it sounds like he killed the mother of his child while she sat on the bed, but there she is a few paragraphs later, alive and well, so I guess not.
the testosterone causes aggression theory of the cultural-determinist mainstream
Sounds more like lead or mercury poisoning.
Mental illness?
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