;-)
Brezhnev was hosting a Chinese minister and the Chinese asked him
how things were going with the Soviet economy.
“Let me put it this way,” replied Brezhnev. “ Reagan has 100 advisers and one of them is a spy but he doesn’t know which one.”
“Mitterand has 100 mistresses and one of them has AIDS but he doesn’t know which one.”
“I have 100 economists and one of them is smart but I don’t know which one.”