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Suspect Throws Meat at Texas Police in High Steaks Chase
UPI ^ | April 21, 2016 | Ben Hooper

Posted on 04/25/2016 8:51:56 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: mrpotatohead

That made him their prime suspect?


21 posted on 04/25/2016 9:33:13 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Salamander

well played


22 posted on 04/25/2016 10:08:43 PM PDT by Pelham (Trump/Tsoukalos 2016 - vote the great hair ticket)
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To: nickcarraway

A thief on the lamb... with steak.


23 posted on 04/26/2016 12:27:19 AM PDT by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
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To: nickcarraway

I wonder what his beef with the police was.


24 posted on 04/26/2016 12:34:27 AM PDT by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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To: Bob434

If he were a wanker, the meat would be beaten.


25 posted on 04/26/2016 12:42:35 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Was the perp sauced at the time?


26 posted on 04/26/2016 2:01:45 AM PDT by Libloather (Embrace the suck.)
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To: Libloather
Bearnaise, I would hope

Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!

27 posted on 04/26/2016 2:19:18 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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To: lee martell

desert barbeque


28 posted on 04/26/2016 2:26:02 AM PDT by aces (let's face it, Islam is the religion of the dead, Got Jesus?)
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To: nickcarraway

That photo makes me want to cry.


29 posted on 04/26/2016 5:35:58 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

I never sausage a thing!

At least there was no fowl play involved...


30 posted on 04/26/2016 9:09:03 AM PDT by mikrofon (Nom-nom)
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To: nickcarraway

His error is obvious.
Once the police begin the chase you must go to ground.


31 posted on 04/27/2016 2:54:42 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: nickcarraway

I hear a similar theft happened in Colorado, but it involved pot roast.


32 posted on 04/27/2016 2:56:34 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: nickcarraway

And now he will sit in his cell and stew...


33 posted on 04/27/2016 2:57:30 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: nickcarraway

The rumor is that he will be prosecuted by the famous DA Hamilton (Ham) Burger.


34 posted on 04/27/2016 3:03:22 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: nickcarraway
It is a relief the cops are OK after a steak hit their car.
One does not usually just walk from being T-Boned.
35 posted on 04/27/2016 3:06:31 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: nickcarraway
Police concern grew when the last package went out the car window; they knew at that point he had lost all of his marbling.

Ok - that last one was a stretch. I'll stop.

36 posted on 04/27/2016 3:11:56 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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