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Stupid me. I would have gone "eeewww whale barf" and walked around it.
1 posted on 04/14/2016 8:15:43 PM PDT by artichokegrower
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Actually I believe it is illegal to own or sell ambergris in the US. It is also probably illegal to transport it either across state lines or out of the country.


2 posted on 04/14/2016 8:18:53 PM PDT by Fai Mao
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“Stupid me. I would have gone “eeewww whale barf” and walked around it.”

And yet, you posted this in News/Activism.


4 posted on 04/14/2016 8:21:20 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Get Ready)
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"Couple thrilled to find rare chunk of whale vomit worth up to $70,000..."

.... Jeeeez ... Wonder what my vomit is worth ..... Heck .... I'd sell it for half that!

5 posted on 04/14/2016 8:23:06 PM PDT by R_Kangel ( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
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.... So ... let me get this straight ...... Michael Moore goes to the beach and pukes all over the place .... And it's worth money?

.... Only in California .....

7 posted on 04/14/2016 8:25:14 PM PDT by R_Kangel ( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
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Whale vomit? The way I heard it, ambergris comes from the other end of the whale.


8 posted on 04/14/2016 8:25:16 PM PDT by Buttons12 ( It Can't Happen Here -- Sinclair Lewis.)
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I learned about ambergris from Encyclopedia Brown and Smelly Nellie 45 years ago.


9 posted on 04/14/2016 8:26:37 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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whoever figures out a way to administer ipecap to sperm whales will make a fortune.


15 posted on 04/14/2016 8:36:04 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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Does this mean my 5,000 y/o piece of chewing gum is finally worth something? ;)


16 posted on 04/14/2016 8:38:05 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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There’s Jimmy Hoffa!


17 posted on 04/14/2016 8:40:29 PM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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Whale must’ve been listening to Obama speeches.


20 posted on 04/14/2016 8:43:06 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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i saw some cat vomit the other day- it’s gotta be worth something? Anything? Nothing? Dang!


23 posted on 04/14/2016 8:51:44 PM PDT by Bob434
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New money making idea:

1) Capture whale

2) Feed it lots of fish

3) Play recording of Hillary Clinton speech

4) Profit!


25 posted on 04/14/2016 9:29:17 PM PDT by thoughtomator
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[Stupid me. I would have gone “eeewww whale barf” and walked around it.]

I’m surprised you didn’t put a barf alert message after the title.
Having said that, yours is the best puke article ever.


26 posted on 04/14/2016 9:42:25 PM PDT by Islander2 (Some of us are here because we are not all there.)
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Man, my cat will cough up fur balls weekly and I’ve never made a penny from it.


29 posted on 04/14/2016 9:48:21 PM PDT by Yaelle
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What do they do with it to make it smell like Chanel Number 5?


30 posted on 04/14/2016 9:54:34 PM PDT by luvbach1 (We are finished. It will just take a while before everyone realizes it.)
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