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To: Leaning Right
But there is zero support for Hillary, and zero support for Cruz. Zero. Nada. None.

I will remind you of the old joke about the two men who encounter a bear. One bends down and tightens his shoe laces, and the other says "You can't outrun a bear".

The man tightening his shoe laces says "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."

Cruz only has to outrun Hillary to win.

I personally don't think this will be very difficult for him to do.

6 posted on 04/07/2016 4:41:03 PM PDT by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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To: DiogenesLamp

I was enjoying myself in a pub in Cork, Ireland when a group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, I hear you Irish think you’re great drinkers. I will bet $5,000 that none of you here can drink 20 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes.”
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> The bar was silent, but the American noticed one Irishman leaving. No one took up the bet. 40 minutes later, the Irishman who left returned and said, “Hey Yank, is yer bet still on” ?
> “Sure”, said the American, “20 pints in 30 minutes for a bet of $5,000”.
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> Okay, replied the Irishman, so pour the pints and start the clock.
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> It was very close but the last drop was consumed with only 2 seconds to spare.
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> “OK, Yank, pay up”, said the Irishman.
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> I’m happy to pay and here is your money, said the American. But tell me, when I first offered the wager, I saw you leave. Where did you go?
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> Well sir, replied the Irishman, $5,000 is a lot of money to a man like me,so I went to the pub across the road to see if I could do it.


10 posted on 04/07/2016 4:46:36 PM PDT by OregonRancher (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints)
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To: DiogenesLamp

Cruz only has to outrun Hillary to win.

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Damn, I missed the GOP convention.... Did he win on the first ballot?


12 posted on 04/07/2016 4:47:28 PM PDT by deport
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To: DiogenesLamp
Trump has my state in his back pocket. As I mentioned earlier, I can detect no support for either Hillary or Cruz among my blue-collar friends.

But suppose it is Hillary vs. Cruz. Then the I'll-vote-as-my-grandfather-did routine would kick in. Hillary would win my state only because she has a (D) after her name.

Cruz is Goldwater, part II.

16 posted on 04/07/2016 4:51:50 PM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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