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To: EveningStar

Spoiler alert: a diverse group of hyphen-Americans, with the help of our wonderful friends in communist China, team up, prevailing on bad old NASA to spend untold billions of dollars to rescue Matt Damon who is running out of crap to grow stuff with.


18 posted on 04/01/2016 10:33:25 AM PDT by scottinoc
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To: scottinoc
prevailing on bad old NASA to spend untold billions of dollars to rescue Matt Damon who is running out of crap to grow stuff with.

Oh, it has been calculated down to the penny, how much we have spent rescuing Matt Damon over the years.

Costs of rescuing Matt Damon (2015 currency):

Courage Under Fire (Gulf War 1 helicopter rescue): $300k
Saving Private Ryan (WW2 Europe search party): $100k
Titan AE (Earth evacuation spaceship): $200B
Syriana (Middle East private security return flight): $50k
Green Zone (US Army transport from Middle East): $50k
Elysium (Space station security deployment and damages): $100m
Interstellar (Interstellar spaceship): $500B The Martian (Mars mission): $200B

43 posted on 04/01/2016 11:34:01 AM PDT by southern rock
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You know they had to have the supply ship blow up just so the Chinese could save the day with a spare rocket convieniently on hand.


44 posted on 04/01/2016 11:44:01 AM PDT by Redcitizen
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