This kind of article always seems to come up around St. Patricks Day. :D
Remind me of a joke, a little Irishman goes into the men’s room at his local where a gorilla that escape from the Bronx Zoo is hiding, he attacks the Irishman and a battle ensues, heard by the entire neighbor hood, then the little guy exits the men’s room and tells the bartender “when that guy wakes up, tell him is fur coat in in the alley out back...