The devil visited Trump Casino and engaged Donald Trump in conversation. “If you follow me,” said Donald, “I will give you any one thing I have except my current wife.”
“Well this is a first,” said the devil. “I usually make these offers. But fine, I’ll take your next wife. And when you see us at the roulette table later, you’ll be pi**ed, man.”
This is excellent innocent fun, that we don’t see too much of lately. I have to go to bed now, but will check back in the morning to read whatever jokes are added.
On January 21, 2017 Donald Trump walked into the Oval Office. He was surprised to find Hillary Clinton there, as she had lost the election.
“I lost?” said a shocked Hillary. “Damn, that’s what I get for only watching NBC.”