[NorthMountain]

Or you could just tie your damn shoes.

[Sacajaweau]

Are you kidding...

That was one of the joys of motherhood...teaching him to tie his shoes.

Getting him to find his shoes...not so much.

[Chauncey Gardiner]

This perfectly states where we are as a society.

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Self-tying shoelaces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BSk2GARPw0

[Fresh Wind]

Innovation at Nike is not about dreaming of tomorrow.

No, it's about marketing strategies that make ignorant people willing to pay hundreds for garishly colored sneakers.

[diverteach]

Pre-strung and fixed tied thin bungee cord and they call it self tying? LAME!

Question now is how many kids will be mugged or killed for the bastards.

[Aria]

“The Consumer Decides”

[VanDeKoik]

We had Velcro. It worked really well.

I would love for those shoes to have made it into the “future”.

[llevrok]

I know velcro is not cool amongst the tragically hip, but damn it, no batteries are needed to self tie shoes!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The ultimate athletic shoe for the Gibsmedats target demopgraphic.

Since there is usually no dad around to teach the kids how to tie their laces...let Nike just do it.

[JoeDetweiler]

Next they should tackle pants that pull themselves all the way up ;-)

[LostPassword]

Bernie supporters can wear Nike’s now.

[over3Owithabrain]

I’m still waiting for self-unsnapping bras.

[heartwood]

There's always this:

[CodeToad]

Well, considering the target demographics...

[Organic Panic]

Unarmed teens celebrate...

[Yo-Yo]

Now if Nike could only design a line of pants that pull themselves up...

[Larry Lucido]

[Tucker39]

And how many thousand$ will a pair of them cost; and what will they weigh?

[BBell]

Idiocracy here we come.