Posted on 03/08/2016 9:05:18 AM PST by Don Corleone
And after your hired guy has come and gotten rid of the raccoon, what do you want this guy to take care of next?
You want this guy to go away now that he has served his purpose and definitely don’t want him to be making decisions that affect other parts of your household that aren’t associated with pest elimination.
Vote Cruz for President, Hire Trump to build that wall with a TINY door.
You certainly nailed it for me.
A whole pack of ‘em visit my mom’s house every evening,
been doing so for generations. She feeds ‘em ramen and bread.
It’s better than an animal show she says.
Rabbies.
Rabies infested little cute things.
I’ve heard it’s hilarious to put out a box of sugar cubes next to a creek bank where the raccoons will find them. They take one out and try to wash it and it just disappears. They keep going back and getting another one and doing it all over again until the box is empty.
Well....a door not so tiny....but on the other side is inaccessible Mexican desert
Label the door:
Special door dedicated to Ford and Carrier products
staffed by a single customs inspector
who will inspect everything .
July 6, 1985|By R.C. Longworth, Chicago Tribune Don Hughes, chief financial officer of Burlington Industries, the nation`s biggest textile company, is talking about how world trade really works.
``When the ship got to the other port,`` Hughes said, ``it found a tiny, one-man customs point, and that one officer was under orders to inspect every yard of textiles that came through him.
``Well, something like that can extend your delivery a couple of months. By that time, the customer is fed up, and he cancels the order. It only takes a few of these to ruin a market for you.``
Hughes wouldn`t say what country did this to his exports, but it sounds like what France did to Japan when a flood of Japanese video cassette recorders started to inundate the French market. The French government ruled that all imported VCRs had to clear customs at a small, undermanned customs post at Poitiers, a long way from any border. After millions of dollars of VCRs became backlogged in the Poitiers parking lot, the Japanese got the point and agreed to limit their exports to France.
Barriers To Trade Growing July 6, 1985|By R.C. Longworth, Chicago Tribune
``We exported some textiles, put them on a ship. When they got there, the customs point at that port had been closed, and the ship had to go to another port 1,000 miles away.`
Ha....and the Mexican's will have to build the access road....../snicker
.....and if they complain....tell them “we just opened another special door about 500 miles west.”
There’s a video of a ‘coon trying to wash some cotton candy..
wait..
Here it is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bw-F3MveSk
All I can say is LISTEN to what Trump is saying, rather than assume he’ll do what you want him to. He is telegraphing his intentions.
There was more than just one consideration. Did the exterminator help the raccoons enter in the first place? Is the exterminator going to let them apply for readmission? These are all questions that should be pondered. Other than that though I have no answer for you.
He’s a salesman selling himself. He hasn’t shown he is capable of exterminating the raccoons, he just tells us he is. I’m not convinced.
Trump: “Yes, there is a team. There’s not a team. I’m going to be forming a team. I have met with far more than three people, and I will be forming a team at the appropriate time.”
except your exterminator is already starting to waver on issues...so he might just give you the bill and decide those raccoons aren’t such a big deal. because after all, the exterminator has, for most of his life, actually belonged to and paid dues to the group that supports “raccoons unlimited”
You just let loose a pack of coonhounds down there. Patriotic hounds who know their duty, and will not waiver.
One hound wouldn’t make it, send many.
The trouble is that the man you wish to hire, is part raccoon. In the past, he’s given the racoons food. He has demonstrated over and over how he can fit in with raccoons.
In the end, he is pretty comfortable in working with the raccoons. He is pretty comfortable making accept a few raccoons here and there.
If the alternative is a “super”raccoon, I guess you can be satisfied with the person you hired.
Another analogy is that we have decided that we don’t want the GOPe to rule over the Party or us. They won’t leave voluntarily, so it is necessary to have a coup (bloodless, of course). Now, who here thinks that you can hire Caspar Milquetoast to be the leader of the coup? Not me, that’s for sure - I KNOW that whomever it would be, he’d be a bit rough around the edges...and like the raccoon guy, I don’t care one whit. In fact, the more different he is than those guys in the GOPe, the better - much more schaedenfreude.
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