Plus I always found the young ladies riding sideways on motorcycles to be very very attracted to me. They all had their drivers pull up to me on the street and ask if I wanted to have a good time.
lol...I bet you were a striking, irresistible lad. And you probably said, no, I’m just here for the bad times. :)
Cig in hand of course.
He wasn't too fat, but FAT compared to the Vietnamese. They liked him 'cause Buddha was chubby.