[Kickass Conservative]

>>>The soaking in pigs’ blood method is no longer a deterrent. The jihadist leaders tell their followers that as long as they don’t desire anything related to pork themselves, they won’t be committing a sin<<<

Starve them until they beg for a BLT slathered in non Halal Mayonaise.

[Blue Jays]

When they eventually come begging for that BLT sandwich...hand them a Baloney, Lard, and Tuna so it doesn't even taste good!