That probably was her express wish for a Valentine’s Day present. If he were a really great guy, he’d be out of her hair, playing golf all weekend long!
Whut?!
Misfits unite
“Pop†by Barack Obama about Frank Marshall Davis.
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes,
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his brow;
I’m sure he’s unaware of his
Dark, watery eyes, that
Glance in different directions,
And his slow, unwelcome twitches,
Fail to pass.
I listen, nod,
Listen, open, till I cling to his pale,
Beige T-shirt, yelling,
Yelling in his ears, that hang
With heavy lobes, but he’s still telling
His joke, so I ask why
He’s so unhappy, to which he replies…
But I don’t care anymore, cause
He took too damn long, and from
Under my seat, I pull out the
Mirror I’ve been saving; I’m laughing,
Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face
To mine, as he grows small,
A spot in my brain, something
That may be squeezed out, like a
Watermelon seed between
Two fingers.
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died,
Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shrink, my
Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; ‘cause
I see my face, framed within
Pop’s black-framed glasses
And know he’s laughing too.
“Pop takes another shot, neat/ Points out the same amber/ Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and/ Makes me smell his smell, coming/ From me;â€
I can see why Barack chose Michelle - she’s closer to the kind of man he’d prefer than any other woman.
Michelle is Obama beard, so this is not a big deal....
I wonder what he got for Reggie?
Mooshelle promised to polish his balls before he leaves for his golf outing.
Very Muslim of him women are second class and no Christian Holidays.
I would call her ‘boo’ too, but it would be more like BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
His golf game should be measurably better, what with all the taxpayer-funded practice he’s had.