Dude! I’m gonna hit the abuse button and have you banned.
You don’t even joke about ketchup on steak!
KETCHUP???? On a steak thread??!!! This ain’t no meatloaf thread!!
A good steak needs no seasoning.
A coworker used to fire up the grill at our company cookouts. Once he plunked a ribeye on my plate that I could cut with a fork. I said, “Wonderful steak! Doesn’t need anything!”
He smiled.
Then another employee walked past us with a ribeye on his plate that he had completely covered with Heinz 57 sauce.
The cook’s face darkened like an approaching storm. “Hell, these people don’t know how to eat! Not doing this anymore if that’s what they do to steak!” And he didn’t.
You don’t even joke about ketchup on steak!
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Or a hot dog according to Dirty Harry.
Or a hot dog ask Harry
You should see the James Garner caricature in the film “The Wheeler Dealers”. Brunt till it’s crunchy.