Does Donald Trump have a tanning bed on his jet?

Vanity | 02/06/2016 | Me

[CyberAnt]

Oh wow ..!!! This is a monumental, super secret, international issue .. OMG .. are we going to survive ..??

I don’t need a tag, do I ..??

[heights]

And Cruz employs the make-up artist from ‘The Munsters’ TV show.

[Slyfox]

You are probably right about the tanning.

But, don’t count out a little makeup.

[RitaOK]

“Can’t afford that pasty, lives-in-a-mansion look, now can he?” >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Not when you own golf courses, hotels in the sun, and resort destinations. Smartly a tanning regimen is a write off for TRUMP.

Next?

[woofie]

He drinks a lot of orange soda

[BAW]

I thought the same thing. Something for the late night comics to rag on.

[elhombrelibre]

He’s nearly seventy years old. He doesn’t want people to realize he’s an old man.

[dforest]

Boy ain’t that the truth! LOL

[boycott]

I cannot tell if he's happy or sad here ....

[Popman]

He looked like a racoon...

I thought it was a bad makeup job...

The tanning bed makes sense...

[Red Badger]

[Charles Henrickson]

"Opulence. I has it."

[grey_whiskers]

I don't know, but it sure beats ex-House Speaker Weepy Boner, who looked like he bathed in QT artificial tanning lotion until his face had all the healthful glow of an Oompa-Loompa:

[miss marmelstein]

Exactly! I mean, none of the guys are all that attractive and not to be too bitchy - Hillary and Carly??? Yikes!

[miss marmelstein]

Touche, Rita!

[Yogafist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZq3iCn2y74

[elhombrelibre]

You know Trump is the one who likes to insult people about their looks, handicaps, heritage, and all types of other obnoxious things.

[Hugin]

I’ve noticed the white circles too. At first I though it was bad make up for TV. Mrs. Hugin said maybe he got a spray on tan.

[catbertz]

I always assumed it is a spray tan, done poorly btw. He needs a professional hair and makeup person. It is a necessity with HD cameras everywhere.

[ichabod1]

He must!