Your post reminded me of one time I was in the airport. San Francisco, I think. This woman came over and sat VERY close to me and was very spastic, jerking round and invading my space. For some reason I had to sneeze. I said in a fairly loud voice to the person I was traveling with “I told you this was the flu. It’s getting worse.”
LOL the spaz woman immediately gathered her things and moved.
Come to think of it I’ve used that line a couple of times. It always works.
“I told you this was the flu. It’s getting worse.â€