To: aMorePerfectUnion
“Hey, that’s a nice tooth!â€Q. How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?
A. Anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
14 posted on
02/02/2016 5:04:24 PM PST by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: FatherofFive
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas....how he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.-Grouch Marx.
15 posted on
02/02/2016 5:09:38 PM PST by
4yearlurker
(Sodom punished for those who practiced an abominable vice as a religious rite-Henry C. Beck)
To: FatherofFive; aMorePerfectUnion
I sure hope you guys are Arkansans.
16 posted on
02/02/2016 5:09:43 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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