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Dead Woman, 2 Live Monkeys Found in Florida Motel Room: Police
ktla ^

Posted on 01/31/2016 8:54:14 AM PST by BenLurkin

Authorities discovered the Capuchin monkeys in crates, the North Port police said in a statement.

Police identified the woman as Linda Marie Smith, 59, of Arcadia, Florida. She was found Friday at a Budget Inn in North Port

"There was no obvious signs of trauma to Smith’s body," police said. "The cause of death is undetermined at this point. The medical examiner will soon conduct an autopsy."

An incoherent man, who was in the room with her, received medical attention and was undergoing questioning.

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To: Resettozero

Something has to balance out the 100+ Trump and Cruz articles that are being posted every day.


61 posted on 01/31/2016 10:42:23 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Obama is more supportive of Iran's right to defend its territorial borders than he is of the USA's.)
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To: Resettozero

So you’re saying threads like this really stune your beeber?
Unnnngghh!
(Signed)
-noob


62 posted on 01/31/2016 10:42:42 AM PST by mumblypeg (Reality is even more complicated than the internet.)
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To: a fool in paradise
2 Live Monkeys

I figured they were a rap act like "2 Live Crew".


63 posted on 01/31/2016 10:48:02 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: joethedrummer

Is 2 Live Monkeys a Flo-ridian rappity hippity hop band?


64 posted on 01/31/2016 10:48:30 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Obama is more supportive of Iran's right to defend its territorial borders than he is of the USA's.)
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To: dfwgator

GMTA


65 posted on 01/31/2016 10:49:07 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Obama is more supportive of Iran's right to defend its territorial borders than he is of the USA's.)
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To: mumblypeg
So you're saying threads like this really stune your beeber? Unnnngghh! (Signed) -noob

I saw this thread right after complaining on the placenta-pizza thread and was on a good roll of griping. Like I said previously, shouldn't have posted a complaint; should've just kept my thought to myself.

Carry on.


66 posted on 01/31/2016 11:00:09 AM PST by Resettozero
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To: Lazamataz; null and void

Monkey assassins.


67 posted on 01/31/2016 11:05:11 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Tax-chick

I would lead with the man. thus:

“Incoherent Man, Two Live Monkeys, a Dead Woman. and Seven Krispy Kreme Donuts Found in Apartment”


68 posted on 01/31/2016 11:05:42 AM PST by woofie
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To: Pearls Before Swine

“It must have been quite the act. “

“And what are you called? “The Aristocrats!”


69 posted on 01/31/2016 11:08:54 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (The Trump/Cruz war is a media generated war so the establishment can stay in power.)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines; Larry Lucido; humblegunner; Slings and Arrows
"What is this? A Warren Zevon song?"

Nope.
It's a blogger's convention.


70 posted on 01/31/2016 11:19:23 AM PST by shibumi (Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way)
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To: BenLurkin
I expect this will be in Dana Loesch's "Florida Man" segment.
71 posted on 01/31/2016 11:44:03 AM PST by KarlInOhio (An orange jumpsuit is the new black pantsuit.)
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To: txhurl; Monkey Face; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; ArGee; moose07

Could this be a new Undead Thread? It has live monkeys and an incoherent man.


72 posted on 01/31/2016 12:50:39 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Government employees are the single most important Democrat interest group."~Kevin Williamson)
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To: Tax-chick
I'm sold.
Two Bloaters and a room full of monkeys....sounds kind of familiar. :)
73 posted on 01/31/2016 2:11:06 PM PST by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah. Okay ,who ordered the Cheese Toasty?)
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To: PROCON
“Come-on, who among us haven't taken 2 monkeys into a motel room?”

As there haven’t been any replies to your question for the last six hours, i’m feeling kind of deprived.
Is it a common thing to do, to take “2 monkeys into a motel room”?
:D

74 posted on 01/31/2016 2:17:19 PM PST by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah. Okay ,who ordered the Cheese Toasty?)
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To: moose07
Two Bloaters and a room full of monkeys....sounds kind of familiar.

You've been to Mexico?

75 posted on 01/31/2016 2:37:27 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Government employees are the single most important Democrat interest group."~Kevin Williamson)
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To: BenLurkin
They say that if you put a thousand monkeys in a room with typewriters and let them type randomly for a million years, eventually one of them will randomly type out the works of Shakespeare.

Sorry, but I'm not buying that one.

In fact, I bet you wouldn't even get one chapter of a Stephen King novel.

76 posted on 01/31/2016 2:40:23 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: Tax-chick
Yep, in ‘98.
A lot nicer than i was expecting.
77 posted on 01/31/2016 2:44:42 PM PST by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah. Okay ,who ordered the Cheese Toasty?)
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To: moose07

Gosh, I should think so! Mexico has had an incredibly bad press the last couple of decades, with some justification. I have a lot of Mexican friends, and there’s no possible confusion about why they left Michoacán or Acapulco.


78 posted on 01/31/2016 2:47:15 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Government employees are the single most important Democrat interest group."~Kevin Williamson)
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To: moose07
Is it a common thing to do, to take “2 monkeys into a motel room”?

:D

Well, I was 21 and pretty drunk at the time, it coulda' been 3 monkeys :-)

79 posted on 01/31/2016 2:55:07 PM PST by PROCON (Proud CRUZader!)
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To: BenLurkin
Dead Woman, 2 Live Monkeys Found in Florida Motel Room: Police

If you put 2 Live Monkeys in front of a typewriter, will they eventually bang out an obscene rap song?

80 posted on 01/31/2016 3:39:25 PM PST by RansomOttawa (tm)
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