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To: Boogieman

She also wears makeup. I’ve never seen my cat put on mascara.


33 posted on 01/28/2016 10:30:20 AM PST by FamiliarFace
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To: FamiliarFace
"She also wears makeup. I've never seen my cat put on mascara."

"Hey, does anybody know where I can get some cat handcuffs? I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs. Either two little ones like this, to go around the little paws.. or a big one that hooks onto my arm and then hooks onto the cat. I found out my cat was embezzling from me, so I've gotta get a little pair of cat handcuffs. Well, I found out that when I'm away, he goes to the mailbox, picks up the checks, take them down to the bank and cashes them. The way I caught him, I went out to his little house, where he sleeps at night, and there was like $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. And you can't return them, because they have spit all over them.."

Steve Martin

38 posted on 01/28/2016 10:33:42 AM PST by BlueLancer (Once is happenstance. Twice is circumstance. Three times is enemy action.)
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