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Detroit Driver, Distracted by Cellphone Porn, Crashes & Dies
TTAC ^ | 01/27/2016 | By Ronnie Schreiber

Posted on 01/28/2016 9:42:16 AM PST by Responsibility2nd

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To: martin_fierro
A moving violation!

61 posted on 01/28/2016 3:00:26 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
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To: martin_fierro; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; bigheadfred; ...

[singing] get a piece of the rock...
He was wearing neither a seat belt nor his pants at the time of the accident...There is no word on whether or not Jones put on clean underwear before leaving the house as one presumes his mother taught him to do in order to avoid possible embarrassment should he be in an accident.
That fact that the dead masturbator's last name is "Jones" means extra credit for the merry ghoul who wrote the piece.


62 posted on 01/28/2016 3:05:05 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
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Missionary Position Impossible

63 posted on 01/28/2016 3:10:12 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
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To: TexasCajun

Sounds like ejectile dysfunction.


64 posted on 01/28/2016 3:11:01 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
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To: Professional Engineer

Not originally, he had one put in so he could get that all-over tan.


65 posted on 01/28/2016 3:12:44 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Premature ejectulation.


66 posted on 01/28/2016 3:26:46 PM PST by Fightin Whitey
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